It’s all about how I’m feeling love.
Well, there’s to be a ball.
And we all know how much I love balls.
And setting people up.
And spiking your drinks.
Mm, dream couples?
This week we heard the news we’ve been waiting for, forever! Eve Winters(Bird Nose) has been kidnapped, beaten, kissed in the past two weeks. And now Hogwarts has finally gotten rid of their least favorite Ravenclaw. Clark Rowle was also spotted doing the naughty with a loud brunette. (Possibly Daisy Greengrass?) How sexy, public sex is definitely in. Tongue Twister was caught trying (and failing) to snog Aleks Smith. It seems as if after a long reign as the womanizer, Scorpius has finally lost his title. It also seems that he’s possibly been whipped by a (drumroll please) Hufflepuff! He was caught snuggling a crying Jocelyn Martin.
Also, watch your backs you evil devils of Hogwarts-we now have an auror roaming our halls (and Victorie’s vagina). He can be found in the Hufflepuff tower, along with our beloved Swan. I wonder what Boyd would say…
Boyd better watch out, Lucy’s heart may be snatched right out his hands.